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Sneak preview of new BBC Pride & Prejudice


Bedchamber with a young Mr. and Mrs. Bennett in four poster bed. Zoom in on bare breasts.
Mrs. Bennett: Yes, yes!
Fade Scene as above.
Mr. Bennett: Yes, yes!
Fade Scene as above.
Concerned bystander (stepping in front of camera): I don’t think the book starts like this.
Director: Of course it doesn’t. Get him out, someone. Okay, we’ve had Jane and Lizzy’s conceptions, who’s next?

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Shot of countryside. A group of young women walk across the landscape. Repeat.

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Grounds of Pemberly. Pond. Matthew McFadyen emerges wearing wet shirt.

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Upstairs, the Bennett’s house. Jane dressing for the ball.
Jane: Does this make my butt look big?
Zoom in on her almost naked breasts.
Elizabeth enters carrying a large basket of out of season flowers. She smiles knowingly.

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Shot of countryside in rain. A group of young women walk across the landscape.

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Grounds of Pemberly. Pond. Colin Firth emerges wearing wet shirt.

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Bennett’s garden. Unspecified number of young women run across the lawn.

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Grounds of Pemberly. Pond. Large male pig wallows.

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Bedchamber. Bedchamber with Lydia and Wickham in four poster bed. Zoom in on bare breasts. Mr. Darcy enters. He glowers.

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Grounds of Pemberly. Pond. Laurence Olivier emerges wearing wet shirt in black and white.

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Bedchamber with Lizzie and Mr. Darcy in four poster bed. Zoom in on bare breasts.

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The Bennett sisters, topless, walk across a grassy meadow.
Director (stepping in front of camera): What the hell’s this?

BBC Official: Regulations, gov. You haven’t met the official BBC bare breasts quota.

Director: Oh, that’s okay then. Action!

Let us know what silly things you’ve done today, and vote for Rules of Gentility in AAR’s Annual Reader Poll –it’s in the Favorite Funny category.

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janegeorge
14 years ago

Going to work was the silliest thing I did today. Every single day I shake my head and wonder why I’m still there. Silly paycheck.

Thanks for the heads up about AAR. I voted for TROG because I loved every page, not because I’m a kiss-@ss or anything. 🙂

Do you know if the new P&P will also have shots of sheep gamboling across meadows? I am overly fond of that kind of thing. And I’m hoping for more arty shots of carriage wheels and horses hooves, too!

doglady
14 years ago

Oh, Janet, I SO needed this after the day I had at work. Too funny for words! Then again I am not surprised as I LOVED TROG!

I have to agree with Jane. The silliest thing I do every day is go back to my soul-sucking job. True, it does pay for little luxuries like food, toilet paper and living indoors, but there are days I wonder how much I really need those things!!

Maggie Robinson
14 years ago

I shoveled snow. Now I long for Aleve and a rum drink in the tropics (Forbidden Shores, perhaps?).

Diane Gaston
14 years ago

Silly things?
I stayed up ALL NIGHT finishing my page proofs, sent them in time and went to sleep at 7:45 AM—and still got to Curves by 12:30 PM….well, 12:35

I voted for TROG

doglady
14 years ago

Okay, now O Divine One. No need to make the rest of us look like slackers!!

Diane Gaston
14 years ago

Okay, now O Divine One. No need to make the rest of us look like slackers!!

hahahahahaahahha!
(of course, I’ve been a vegetable the rest of the day)

Haven Rich
14 years ago

I’ve been working on two websites at once, so they might both be finished by V-day!

Not to mention that I just finished redesigning my own on a pure whim.

Janet Mullany
14 years ago

Oh thanks for the votes, Jane and Doglady.
I too have an exceptionally silly day job but even if I didn’t I don’t think I’d be nearly as industrious as Diane or Haven.

Keira Soleore
14 years ago

I was taken in by the first sighting of the BB. By the time the second wet shirt appeared, I was wondering what Janet had to drink. By the time the BBC regulations bit came on, I wondered no more.

The silliest thing I did today was blow off going to Curves in the morning because I was sleepy.

Yup, I voted.

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