Mrs Darcy vs The Aliens

As soon as I read Mrs Darcy vs The Aliens I promised myself I would invite the author, the Real Mrs Darcy as s/he is known on Twitter, to the Riskies (thus giving myself the day off for my birthday). Imagine my surprise when I find that the Real Mrs. Darcy is in fact our very first male guest! Yes, we’ve tried in the past, but they’ve shunned our bastion of female accomplishments.

So let me introduce the Real Mrs Darcy aka Jonathan, who will tell you about his creation and answer your questions.


First of all, I’d really like to thank you all for inviting me here. I believe that I’m the first guest of the male persuasion to be welcomed into your charming and respectable abode, so I will be on my best behavior and try not to resort to oafish mannerisms or indelicate language. Not that I do that sort of thing in any case. Oh no.

I guess the reason for the invitation is Mrs Darcy vs The Aliens, which I’m running as a serial here. It’s been described as “not so much a sequel to Pride and Prejudice as its bastard offspring following a one-night stand with the X Files”, and I think that just about sums it up.

I first had the idea back in late 2007, when I’d just finished reading Suzanna Clarke’s rather wonderful Jonathan Strange and Mr Norrell. I described that book to a writer friend of mine and we agreed that it was essentially a Regency novel with added wizards. From there it was a comparatively short leap to conceiving of a Regency novel with added aliens.

It was a slightly longer leap to actually writing it. In fact, the idea was so preposterous that I didn’t do a thing until early 2008, when I christened it Mrs Darcy vs The Aliens and threw together a synopsis and opening prologue for a competition. The critique I received for it was surprisingly complimentary – except that it included the sentence “This is a brave venture!”


Brave is not a good word for a debut novelist to have attached to their work in progress. Brave means “stupid”, “foolhardy” and “no publisher is going to look at this stupid idea in a million years.” So I put it to one side until December of that year, when a friend of mine, Kate Nash, was setting herself up as a literary agent. I jokingly suggested that she might like to consider Mrs Darcy, fully expecting her to hate it, as she is herself a published author of proper Regency romances, under the name Kate Allen.

Somewhat to my surprise, though, she loved the idea, and said that if I could come up with three chapters in time for the London Book Fair in March, she would test the water with a few publishers. So I got writing.

And then the zombies arrived.

At this point, I almost gave up, because the last thing I wanted to write was something that looked like it was jumping on a bandwagon. I had a load of other plans for Mrs Darcy (I’d worked out a plot by now, and I could see a whole series of sequels), and I didn’t want the first thing that anyone said when I described the project to be “Oh, like that Pride and Prejudice and Zombies thing.” Because I was pretty sure that would be the reaction, not only of Joe and Jane Public but also of any potential publisher. If I’d had the thing written and ready to go, then it would have been a different story. But of course, I hadn’t wanted to be “brave,” had I?

Looking back, it was completely the wrong reaction. I should have just swallowed my pride and got stuck in, recognizing it as an opportunity instead of a threat. But instead I put Mrs Darcy to one side and got on with other things. Every now and then, however, I would come back to it, cajoled by both my agent and my wonderful writers’ group, the Verulam Writers’ Circle, and eventually I had my three chapters ready. Amazingly, my agent still liked it (bless her), but at this point the bandwagon was well and truly trundling out of town and it was looking unlikely that I would even manage to jump on that.

The trouble was, by now I’d fallen in love with the project. I’d got a whole load of themes up and running (including Mr Darcy’s plan for an heir, Mr Collins’ mission for prostitutes in the East End, Jack the Ripper, Lord Byron, Charlotte Collins’ laudanum issues, Wickham’s work as an undercover secret agent and loads of tentacled aliens, to say nothing of a sub-plot involving the financial ruin of the Bingleys) and I wanted the world to read it, whatever happened.

Then I had an idea. Why not take a leaf out of Dickens’ book and publish it first as a serial? That way, using my presence on Twitter, Facebook and various writers’ forums, I could muster grass-roots support and use that as leverage to get the interest of a publisher. Almost as soon as I had the idea, I bought the www.mrsdarcyvsthealiens.com domain and reserved the @RealMrsDarcy account on Twitter. Having checked that my agent was happy, I went ahead and published the prologue on December 16th, 2009.

I had no idea that December 16th was Jane Austen’s birthday. None whatsoever. If ever I believed in fate …

It’s been running twice a week ever since, and I think I can say that it’s been pretty successful. Its fans range from complete strangers that I just happened to follow on Twitter in my @RealMrsDarcy guise to serious writers on forums that I frequent who I would have expected to have been a bit sniffy about it. I also get quite a few people coming in from sites like Austenblog and Jane Austen Today, as well as quite a few steampunkers (which is nice).

A couple of weeks ago I also had the idea of putting together a trailer for it (I’m really making all this up as a I go along). My initial idea was to do one of those videos where they add new subtitles to the bunker scene from Downfall, but there have been over 200 of those already, so I needed something a bit different. I wondered if it might be possible to find a version of Pride and Prejudice dubbed into a foreign language, but that proved impossible. So I thought, why not dub it myself as well as do the subtitles? Which is what I did. The literary blog Lit Drift has described the result as one of the weirdest book trailers they’ve seen, and I’m taking that as a compliment:

I’m not entirely sure what other stunts I can pull to top that, but I’ll see what I can come up with …

That, then, is the story of Mrs Darcy vs The Aliens. I do hope you’ll be sufficiently intrigued to take a look at it. It’s up to Episode 22 by now, but if you don’t want to go through all of it from the beginning, there are regular “Previously …” type posts and you can simply read on from one of them, maybe catching up on the earlier stuff later. Or you can treat it the same way as a soap opera that you’re just joining and pick it up as you go along.

It only remains for me to thank Janet and her colleagues again for inviting me. I do hope I haven’t disgraced myself.


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Jane Travers
12 years ago

Well done Jonathon! Though I am shocked and horrified to find that you are, as you say, of the male persuasion, I was far less shocked than I expected to be at Mrs Darcy vs The Aliens.

In fact, contrary to my expectations, I have been thoroughly enjoying the unfolding episodes. I’ve missed a couple of chapters along the way, so I’m glad to know that I can go back and read them all.

I also have to say that I vastly prefer your offering to the dreaded zombies; yours is far more original.

Keep it up!

jonathan pinnock
12 years ago

@Kim Now there’s a thought, eh? I think it would almost write itself, wouldn’t it?

@Jane Many thanks for your kind comments and frequent retweets! It’s really nice to hear that it seems to be working. I’d better finish writing it, then, hadn’t I?

Ooh, and I forgot to say, Happy Birthday, Janet!

Maggie Robinson/Margaret Rowe

That book trailer is priceless, Brigitte Bardot and camembert notwithstanding. I believe I’m going to have to read this project!

Diane Gaston
12 years ago

Welcome, Mrs. Darcy..er…I mean Jonathan! I admire the creativity that you display in Mrs. Darcy vs The Aliens, the Trailer, and your equally creative entrance into the world of publishing. Hey, if it was good enough for Dickens….

Alas, though, you are not our first male guest. We have interviewed Romance Cover Model Richard Cerqueira in the past. I’m sure Janet blocked that out. We’ve also had occassional visits by Bertie the Beau (who may not count).

Suffice to say, though, that you are our first male AUTHOR and for that you are very welcome!!

jonathan pinnock
12 years ago

@Maggie/Margaret Glad you enjoyed the trailer, and I do hope you take a look at the serial itself as well!

Thank you for your kind welcome. Not sure what I can say about following a cover model, really. I think if I’d known that, I might have dressed differently for the occasion.

Janet Mullany
12 years ago

Jonathan, welcome again! Tell us how you discovered Austen and what else you like to read.

jonathan pinnock
12 years ago

Ah, it was the BBC Pride and Prejudice that sucked me in. I started watching to keep the wife company (she’s a big fan of all things Regency) and I ended up loving every moment of it (although I have to say that my all-time favourite Austen adaptation is probably Clueless).

What else do I read? All sorts. I’m a big fan of Peter Carey (Oscar and Lucinda is probably my all-time favourite book, and his short stories are wonderful), but I’ve also read pretty much everything that Terry Pratchett has written. The book I’m really looking forward to reading is the new David Mitchell.

Diane Gaston
12 years ago

Jonathan, do not fret! Our standards of dress for Romance Covers are very loose. In fact, the looser the better!

12 years ago

OMG. I started giggling as soon as the book trailer started and, even though I am at work *coughcough*, I called over my volunteer for the day and we watched it and giggled like mad demons (which will probably gain us a place in this book).

I will head over, after work, and read the serial. If the book trailer is any indication!

jonathan pinnock
12 years ago

So I see 🙂

@Leanne Glad you enjoyed the trailer 🙂 Hope you like the serial too!

Amanda McCabe
12 years ago

Welcome to the Riskies, Jonathan! That trailer is terrific, it’s a good thing I’m working at home today so I could laugh as loud as I like. 🙂 (and I’m also a big fan of “Jonathan Strange and Mr. Norrell,” so i can’t wait to read your work…)

jonathan pinnock
12 years ago

Thanks, Amanda! I think you may find that my style is a little closer to knockabout farce than Ms Clarke 🙂

Jane George
12 years ago

Welcome, Jonathon!
Loved the trailer. And thanks for sharing the bandwagon lesson. I listened.
And thanks Janet, for broadening my horizons. I had never before heard of The Real Mrs. Darcy.

jonathan pinnock
12 years ago

Thanks, Jane! By amazing coincidence, there’s an excellent post over at Nicola Morgan’s blog today on a very similar subject today: http://helpineedapublisher.blogspot.com/2010/03/no-someone-got-there-first.html

Janet Mullany
12 years ago

Jonathan, I’m not sure the bandwagon is trundling out of town, or if it is, it’s trundling very slowly and there may be time to jump on the back and cling on for dear life. I hope so since I’d love to see Mrs Darcy published in dead tree format.

I’m absolutely with you on Clueless!

Janet Mullany
12 years ago

Oh, and I have to ask. Are you related to Trevor Pinnock?

jonathan pinnock
12 years ago

Janet, believe me, I would dearly love to see that too! And, no, I’m not related to Trevor Pinnock as far as I know, although I do have several recordings of his 🙂

Jane Austen
12 years ago

I will not read P & P & Z, but think I might actually try Mrs Darcy and Aliens. You actually wrote the book instead of just adding ultraviolent zombie action (I think that phrase is redundant). It’s more impressive than just adding to an amazing novel. So congrats. As a side note I wanted to write a book about a woman looking for a man while looking for a psychiatrist. I thought it could be fun. Someone else wrote it first and I’m glad they did. The idea sucked. Now I’m writing an update of Northanger Abbey that mocks art theft and the Da Vinci Codesque novels so abundant instead of murder and gothic novels. I like it better and it’s a better story and a better novel. Things seem to work out in the end.

As an update my father is having half his foot amputated on Saturday. I’d appreciate it if my Risky friends kept him in their thoughts.

Jane George
12 years ago

Excellent blog, Jonathon, and the linked blogs too. I could relate to the Publishers Lunch meltdown. Had one myself not too long ago.

Healing thoughts for your father JA.

jonathan pinnock
12 years ago

@JaneA *gulp* A comment from the lady herself! I am truly overwhelmed. Thank you so much for your kind remarks about MDVTA – music to my ears. And good luck with your new project, which sounds fascinating. Also, I do hope all goes well with your father.

@JaneG Glad you enjoyed the blog!

Nicola Morgan
12 years ago

Brilliant and hilarious, Jonathan! That trailer is fabulous!

jonathan pinnock
12 years ago

Thanks, Nicola 🙂

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