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The Unknown Georgette Heyer

I expect you’ve seen the story about the discovery of Claire Claremont’s less than fond reminiscences of Byron and Shelley (monsters of lying, meanness, cruelty and treachery) which has overshadowed another recent literary discovery regarding Georgette Heyer. Since we’re celebrating Georgette Heyer here with our Venetia readalong, what better place to discuss Miss Heyer, writer of a different sort of book. Apparently concerned that her Regencies and mysteries were not bringing in enough income, Miss Heyer turned her inventive pen to a less sophisticated sort of literature; the sort of badly bound book you could find on sale in sleazy bookstores in Soho in the 1950s.

Sadly, although she had the idea–non-stop action, frequent and vigorous pairings (or threesomes as the following excerpt demonstrates), Miss Heyer relied on the M-dash for words she was too much the gentlewoman to write out and her book was refused publication on the grounds that it might actually have to be copyedited, a rarity in this sort of fiction. Discouraged, Miss Heyer laid the manuscript aside.

But judge for yourself. Here’s an excerpt from that manuscript, tentatively titled These :

There was some slight commotion without; the next moment a footman flung open the library door, and the Duke came —.

—, —, and men went —. Léon had — —out of his chair, and had almost flung himself at Avon’s —, all etiquette and decorum forgotten.

“Monseigneur, Monseigneur!”

Over his —Avon met Davenant’s —.

“He is mad, of course. I beg you will calm yourself, my Léon.”

Léon gave his —a last kiss, and rose to his feet.

“Oh, Monseigneur, I have been —!”

“Now, I should never have suspected Mr Davenant of —to —,” remarked his Grace. “How are you, Hugh?” He strolled forward, and just touched Hugh’s outstretched —with his —. “Léon, signify your —at —me by —up the —.” He went to the —, and stood with his — to it, Hugh beside him.

“Have you had a pleasant —?” Hugh asked.

“A most instructive week. The —here are —. Allow me to point out to your notice, Léon, that an insignificant —lies under that —. It is never wise to disregard the —.”
Hugh looked at —.

“What may that mean?” he inquired.

“It is merely advice, my dear. I should have made an excellent —. My —is almost equal to Chesterfield’s.”

Hugh chuckled.

“Chesterfield’s —is marvellous.”

“A little —. Yes, Léon, what now?”

“Shall I — —, Monseigneur?”

“Mr Davenant has certainly — you well. No, Léon, you shall not — —. I trust he has — no —, Hugh?”

Léon cast Davenant an — —. There had been one or two slight — of — between them. Hugh — — him.

“His — has been admirable!” He ejaculated.

Happy April Fool’s Day, everyone! Have you noticed any good online or real life celebrations today?

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Carolyn
12 years ago

— Brilliant. Really — fine work. Excellent research.

hee hee

Jane Austen
12 years ago

Maybe my mind needs to get dirtier since I was all confused about all the little dashes. I just couldn’t fit enough words in that made sense.

I have never really been a fan of April Fools or jokes, but would expect no less from you Janet.

As a side note Diane started her new blog yesterday. I started mine today. http://www.fourmiddables.blogspot.com

Diane Gaston
12 years ago

well, Janet, I must tell you that I am too much of a lady to know what the devil “Georgette” meant by all those dashes!!!

(you had me going to the very end…)

Victoria Janssen
12 years ago

*choke*

SonomaLass
12 years ago

Coffee on the keyboard. Must be more careful.

Jane George
12 years ago

traumatized
I shall never again employ an em dash.

🙂

Miranda Neville
12 years ago

Oh, the power of Twitter. I dashed right on over, read the first sentence of your post with breathless excitement, then remembered the date. It’s the third time today someone caught me out but yours is the most amusing so far.

Janet Mullany
12 years ago

Babes in Toyland caught me today with an ad for a vibrating chocolate bunny (uh, yeah, I clicked through, of course). Also Smart Bitches/Dear Author have a pretty funny offering.

Jane Holland
12 years ago

Dash it all!

You really had us going there.

Jane Holland
12 years ago

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Louisa Cornell
12 years ago

Too funny! Done to a T, Janet !!

Santa
12 years ago

You are brilliant, Janet!

librarypat
librarypat
12 years ago

Very sneaky. I was reading along thinking, OOOKKKK this is different and how pathetic that I can’t even fill in most of the blanks.
A very well done April Fools prank.

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