Dishonorable mentions to Carolyn (who doesn’t qualify because she’s a Risky) and Kate Dolan (who is one of my critique partners and will get a copy anyway. And Kate, I didn’t cut that chapter you said rambled on.)
The winners are:
Just a little higher and to the left, as the actress said to the bishop
I very nearly choked, as the actress said to the bishop
Email me at riskies AT yahoo.com with your snailmail addresses and congratulations!