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Top Ten Reasons to buy Hidden Paradise

I’m absolutely the worst self promoter in the world because Hidden Paradise has now been available on amazon for two days and I somehow missed my own release date (which for the rest of the world may be September 25 or October 1). So today it’s all about the book. First, here’s the booktrailer in which I make my debut as a porn voiceover star:

This was made on iMovie which comes with the standard Mac bundle of software and it’s an extremely nifty little program. All sorts of visual effects and you can fade music in and out and I recorded  the voiceover with the puter’s inbuilt mic when the guys next door weren’t using their power tools.

You can read an exclusive excerpt on Heroes & Heartbreakers and learn more about my inspiration for the book at the RT Daily Blog.

And the Top Ten Reasons to buy the book:

10. There’s stuff about Jane Austen in it. Really. (As well as the sex.)
9. There’s a lot of stuff about paint analysis (well, it floats my boat).
8. People dress up in Regency clothes (and have sex).
7. They eat authentic Regency food (and have sex of no particular historical period).
6. There’s horseback riding and boxing (and … you know).
5. Also country dancing (and, you guessed it).
4. Glimpses of downstairs life among the team of hot footmen (no, not like that, though probably it should have been, but you do get that elsewhere).
3. It’s funny sometimes (even during the sex. Did we mention the sex yet? Oh yes, we did).
2. And sometimes it’s sad (by the way, did I tell you that…)
1. Because you know you want it real bad.

And now the contest: I’m giving away two signed copies (US only) if you enter with a coherent sentence about … just about anything, and I’ll pick names and announce on Sunday. So if you’re not planning to visit on Sunday, leave an emasculated version of your email, eg riskies at yahoodotcom so I can contact you. Usual restrictions apply.

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10 years ago

Actually I want to know more about the team of hot footmen. Thanks for the giveaway.

Janet Mullany
10 years ago

Oh, the footmen. Yes, they were hired for matching height and good looks, as is historically correct!

10 years ago

Yes, Please!! Hot footmen fan here! 😉

10 years ago

Sounds quite HOT! Yes, please! retarenae(at)hotmail(dot)com

10 years ago

I loved Improper Relations and Dedication, and I would love to read “Hidden Paradise”. Thanks for the giveaway.

keltarfan at hotmail dot com


Janet Mullany
10 years ago

Me too, Trace. And far more interesting than upstairs too!
Hi Reta and Kathy, thanks for stopping by.

Elena Greene
10 years ago

Fantastic trailer, Janet!

Janet Mullany
10 years ago

Thanks, Elena!

Karen H in NC
10 years ago

Hot footmen, hot trailer…I need a fan….somebody give me some water please!

Maggie Robinson/Margaret Rowe

You don’t have to enter me (I preordered) but I just wanted to say you are nuts in the nicest way. ;)Loved the video.

10 years ago

I, too, have much interest in the downstairs team of footmen. Perhaps an additional trailer of them in action?

Thank you, Janet!

Emmasmom AT wi DOT rr DOT com

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