Guest post from the cat

La dame avec son chat, Marguerite Gérard
Lunch? Did someone say lunch? Maybe this ugly woman will feed me. Otherwise I’ll crush her.

Janet is so incredibly lazy that she asked me to write today’s blog. She also took far too long to feed me today and has invited strangers into the front yard to take down her tree, thwarting any desire I might have to eat grass followed by recreational vomiting.

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I’m HELPING the fish. What do you think I’m doing?

So, the Regency. Not a good time for cats. No reproductive rights, persecuted for our beautiful coats and tuneful intestines. Portrayed, as you can see, as grotesque gluttons or sneaky criminals.

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Guess what I just did down here.

Excuse me, I must go eat.

Where was I? Oh yes, the Regency. A time of persecution and–

OMG what is that on the ceiling?

Never mind. Hey, I bet you can’t get your leg up by your ear and do this.

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Dream on, dog.

Any other cats out there who wish to comment?

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