And now, from the mad mind that brought you Austen Trek and Jane Austen’s Batman, we have Jane Austen’s BUFFY; or, if Jane Austen had written Buffy the Vampire Slayer…. Mr. Giles turned his eyes on Miss Buffy Summers. “I … Continue reading →

In all the rampant Oscar coverage, I’m shocked that no journalist unearthed the fact that the early versions of all five of this year’s Best Picture nominees were actually written by Jane Austen! There. You didn’t know it either, did … Continue reading →

And now… From the disturbed mind that brought you AUSTEN TREK, JANE AUSTEN’S “BATMAN,” and RIME OF THE VULCAN MARINER…. We present to you JANE AUSTEN’S “TWILIGHT”……About five seconds after the arrival of my truck, it became certain that Edward … Continue reading →

And now…by popular demand…and against the express wishes of my cat…I bring you the almost complete Part the First of THE RIME OF THE VULCAN MARINER: (N.B: the beginning of this appeared in an earlier post.) It is a space-age … Continue reading →

Risky Regencies now presents… a Cara King gone mad production… of Jane Austen’s “BATMAN.” When Batman and the Joker were alone, the former, who had been cautious in his threats to the arch-villain before, expressed just how very much he … Continue reading →

THE RIME OF THE VULCAN MARINER Or, if Coleridge wrote Star Trek… It is a space-age mariner,And he stoppeth one of three.“By thy verdant skin and too-sharp ears,Now wherefore stopp’st thou me? The star bar’s doors are opened wide,And I’m … Continue reading →