1) Where does the fast restaurant entitled “Mac Donalds” get its apples? I bought their apple salad and forgot to eat it. Several hours have now passed, but the apples have not turned brown in the least, even at the cut edges. Are these pieces not apple after all, but some variety of still life artwork?
2) Is Mr. Mac Donald related to Mr. Mac Nugget? How about Mayor Mac Cheese?
Enough questions for one day . . . Back to my regularly scheduled Tele Vision!
Bertie the Beau